The marabou stork has so much crazy going on, it's hard to tell which part is which.
#2 Bless You
The blob fish is what happens when you leave a glob of snot alone for several thousand years
The mola mola looks like something a second grader doodled.
Does evolution come with a dental plan? Because the goblin shark is going to need it.
But first he'll have to get in line behind the wolffish.