Rich Ugly Guys With Hot Chicks

#1 It's Really Not Hard

This babe clearly parlayed her good looks into a biker boss husband, and it is not hard to see who is out of who's league. No one dates that mullet without a little cash incentive.

#2 That's Not His Niece

This side boob is almost too much to handle, so don't try telling me the sequined cowboy here can. This minx would wreck Leo's junk, this guy has no shot at true love.

#3 You Got to Pay For That

This dude has learned a long time ago that if you want the highest quality product it comes with a top shelf price tag. That goes for golf clubs, scotch, and especially wifeys.

#4 Asian Persuasion

This rich guy knows how to pick a blazer, and he definitely knows how to pick a life partner. If you only have a few years of life left you might as well spend them staring at a beautiful face, ya know?

#5 Salman Rushdie, Play on Playa

Salman Rushdie is a world renowned author, but most people don't know that he is also a world class poon hound. His checkbook doesn't hurt his case.